Going to eat worms

im going to the bottom of the garden to eat worms cos im having a shit weekend

i fell on my arse in the restaurant and landed on a glass jar which was painful and i cant stand up properly.

i lost renns village which pisses me off cos i hate letting people down.

i have to go back to work tomorrow which i hate

AND i have a tummy ache

the list goes on but im gonna tell it to the worms

I feel sympathy for you but like most guys I can only tell it to you cause I don't have the mechanisms necessary to show it.

hmm thanks smitty i think we should have our own world for the war weary atm!!!! i appreciate the manly hug x

you landed on a glass jar? did you get, like, glass shards in your ass? That would suck major.

nah i think it was worse not shattering cos it was HARD!!!!! lol i still ache today!!!!

yeah butt pain = not fun

ouch. deep muscle bruises take forever to heal.

Nicki- i'm not certain we'll be able to make your going away party on the 19th, on account that it's across the ocean and all...

its ok!!!! you can come to my welcome party instead!!!!